Category: Ranting
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Ohbumallism
The editor of the Padoke blog, would like to profoundly apologize for anyone being offended by Padoke’s concept of developing and introducing Ohbumallism as the future for humanoids. Padoke’s friends are aware that it all starts with language and this has definitely been an influence on him. It is obvious that being from another species,…
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How did it happen
Padoke the band is, Dos, Dollcee and Cybo. Padoke is the name of the dog that lives next door to Dos. Padoke can talk and the band wanted him to be the singer. He rejected the offer saying he had no interest in the hard grueling life of a performing musician. In fact, Dos, Dollcee…
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Excited
Bod’s front door has never been locked, because he believes that a desperate thief would take one look and not even waste his time to contemplate breaking in. So far, his theory has been one hundred percent correct. The place was full of books and they are heavy and have little resale value and Bod’s…
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Entertainment
Padoke said to Dos, I spend most of my time lying on the floor with the television on. Very rarely do I take any notice of it, because it is basically entertainment. I may not appear to be doing much; however, I am listening carefully to what is happening around here. My hearing is far…
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Emotions
Dos said to Padoke, sometimes I get worried about what I am doing as a musician. Padoke said, that is no where near enough information for me to even begin to understand what you are on about Dos. I invite you to continue, so I can get some idea of where this is going. Dos…
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Echo Chamber
Padoke, Bod and Dos were feeling the heat one summer’s afternoon, when Padoke said, it sounds like an echo chamber in here. You two can only comment on the temperature. Why don’t you let your tongues hang out and cool off a bit. Bod immediately began chuckling and said, Padoke, what would us humanoids look…
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Dos, declares
Dos, Dollcee said, you are a musician, but you have no idea about the music industry. Dos thought, I must admit, it is a shock when one of your favorite fellow travelers lays it on the line to you and you know they are probably telling you the truth. It is true, though, Dos thought,…
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What Intelligence
Oh, my goodness, I can’t cope any longer. My neural pathways are so tangled up, there are short circuits happening all the time. Bangs, pops and fizzes weighing down on me, puffs of smoke are coming out of my ears. Look at this steam blowing from my nostrils. This is an accurate account of intelligence…
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Attention Maximising Syndrome; Influencers
One of the possibilities for the future of machine intelligence is to improve the productivity of an attention seeker to gain the maximum access to potential consumers. This could help the earning potential of the attention seeker, making them a Celebrity influencer and able to employ twenty-four seven personal security staff who are particularly big…
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A paro-not-me
Padoke said to Dos, I feel sometimes, I only exist as a weird character in some sort of blog and have no input into what is happening. For example, outside of this blog, dogs are not usually known to have intelligent conversations with humanoids. Dogs definitely communicate with humanoid companions, but they evidently do not…