On the Spectrum

          Dollcee said, did you know it is very important to be on the spectrum Dos.

          Dos replied, what is, being on the spectrum?

          Rosa said, to be honest, I don’t really know.

          Lyle, the hairdresser, went into great detail about it today. The trouble is, he talks at a million miles an hour, then pauses until you about to say something and off he goes again. I picked up on bits and pieces of what he said about it. He did mention several times that all the Celebrities are on the spectrum and if you want to make a splash, then, you had better be on it.

          Dollcee said, it might be important for your music; you should at least try and find out whether you are eligible to be on it.

          Dos asked, how would you go about finding out something like that?

          Don’t worry Dos, I have been on the line and I have found out for you. It can be very expensive, no wonder Lyle knows all about it. First thing you need to do is get a referral from a doctor to see a spectrumologist.

          Padoke thought, I wonder why they don’t ask me. I watch a lot of television and I know all about it.