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                                  Complexity of a citizen

              Dollcee said, I often wonder what it would be like to be a real citizen and not a fictitious character in a blog.

      Dos said, sorry Dollcee, there is nothing more complex than a citizen, way beyond my ability to understand.

      Dollcee said, one of the weird things that citizens have to deal with is taking in energy to sustain themselves. The hard part for me to understand is how do they extract the energy from consuming food.

      Dos said, that gives me the hee-bee-gee-bees, a citizen walking around with all that alien bacteria in their internals. Especially when you have no idea of who that bacterium is or where it originated from.

      Dollcee said, Lyle the hairdresser said, that bacteria could have come here on an asteroid in a frozen form.

      Dos said, now that would be a difficult thing to explain to a partner. We can’t go on in this relationship any longer Dorothy, my intestinal bacteria are from an alien planet and are totally incompatible with your native bacteria. Oh, George that explains an awful lot of things about our relationship.

      George continued; I think I ingested it at highway truck stop. It quickly wiped out my native bacteria that wasn’t able to survive the alien colonisation of my intestine. Oh, George, that explains a lot.

      Cybo asked, who are Dorothy and George?

      Dollcee said, they are fictitious citizens that Dos invented to make a point about how complex a real citizen must be.

      Padoke mumbled, golly, the internal complexity of a citizen. I am glad I am not one.

      Padoke mumbled, golly, the internal complexity of a citizen. I am glad I am not one.