Wolves

      Dos asked Padoke, why do dogs pee on posts.

      Here we go, a species that dominates the planet and can’t even figure out a simple thing like a dog taking a pee, said Padoke.

      No wonder you citizens are either on the psychiatrist’s couch or down at the tabernacle seeking guidance, continued Padoke in a contemptuous manner.

      Dogs are quadrupeds and it is far easier to cock a leg when needing to have a piss. Also, the nonsense citizens go on about staking territory, when a dog is simply taking a pee. Dogs do not recognise private property or have the slightest interest in a register of title. I will give you a tip Dos, do not raise these issues with wolves, especially when there are in a pack. Fences and gates blocking access, domestication, wolves get very upset with these issues.

      I have heard citizens say, oh pooh, someone has peed around here. A wolf would say, smell that, I reckon Padoke must be in the area.

      Dos had hit a raw nerve with Padoke and he wasn’t finished yet.

      Citizens have squandered generations of evolution by not looking after their senses, they can’t hear, see or smell very well because they are too busy inventing techno gadgets to make them lazier and lazier.