Ranting

      The original use of the term, Biological Accumulator was first used by Cybo. He is a little-known bass player, who is a friend of a little-known musician, Dos. Cybo used the term to describe the evolution of citizens.

      The term, biological accumulator was appropriated by young ambitious academics in the social sciences. They believed that it would help to neutralize potential conflicts and gender offense when presenting new concepts about citizens.

      Many researchers now believe that since sport only exists as a professional and com-modified activity, then, citizen’s physicality has probably reached its evolutionary zenith and the evolutionary way forward will be a non-physical future. Therefore, the future of evolution will probably be some form of intelligence accumulation, possibility machine language.

      One group of researchers on a Theological Thinking Tanker, have taken this further and claim that citizen reproduction will eventually become redundant due to the porn industries’ inability to keep producing stimulating content to inspire a natural act of copulation.

      There is now universal agreement amongst funding applicants, that, citizens will soon be breed/ produced in laboratories and not have either mental or physical failings.

      Several billionaires have committed huge sums of kopitall they control (with no personal liability) to developmental research, so citizens can be integrated into space craft for exploration of outer space. The hope is to find unimaginable wealth beyond the planet so that those who invest will reap great rewards of useless things that shine and buzz.

      This article is sponsored by save the Solar System from Citizens Colonization, at least until citizens can demonstrate that they capable of getting along with each and not prone to causing savage and destructive behaviour.