Bad Hair Day

      In Western culture, the most important members of society are the hairdressers. Sometimes they are referred to as stylists.

      Every so often a hairdresser will rise up in the culture to celebrity status and every celebrity is always very dependent on a stylist. Someone, who, with a quick snip or flourish with the brush can lift a celebrity to even greater heights of brilliance then even they can imagine of themselves.

      The importance of hairdressers in Western culture can be seen with a quick look at economic records. Kopitalism is prone to ups and downs in economic activity, however, hairdressers are never affected by these fluctuations.

      Some normally healthy citizens will only last about three days without water. About three weeks without food and about three minutes on a bad hair day.