Cultural Impairment

Dos often thinks about things, he refers to it as an internal.

Many times, people have made excuses for me by saying, it’s okay he is an eccentric musician, not at all dangerous, only a bit different. This sort of comment can upset me, especially when said in my presence.

Okay, most things are only interpretations by someone and there is little point getting upset. I have a condition that I have no control over and so, I have no shame about it. I am culturally impaired, that’s correct, you read what you thought you read.

I am not soliciting sympathy for this, because I suspect it is rampant amongst citizens within the culture. When I come across someone who is dressed well, but fashion wise, they are about a decade out. I don’t say, ah the charity shop of the deceased, I say, cultural impairment,

I have examined this condition thoroughly by using a totally subjective methodology called sleeping, no science or qualifying. When you are asleep, not much goes wrong. It is when you are awake that the problems occur.

Faulty Uncontrolled Neuronic Switching, FUNS.

What ever you do, don’t over think this, because that could cause Sudden Onset Doubt, SOD. SOD it, is where you wonder why you are looking at some idiot on your screen. When almost everything we have to deal with is simply perception and that can change with the blink of an eye, a slight distraction, puff, gone for ever.

You are in a state of Constant Hypnotic Entrapment, CHE.

CHE, is when you are looking at the screen, your brain is in a state of FUNS and the only way out is SOD it.