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Biological Accumulator

The original use of the term, Biological Accumulator was first used by Cybo. He is a little-known bass player, who is a friend of a little-known musician, Dos. Cybo used the term to extend the meaning attached to the term human evolution.

The term, biological accumulator was appropriated by young ambitious academics in the social sciences. They believed that it would help to neutralize potential conflicts and gender offense when presenting new concepts about humanoid activity.

Many researchers now believe that since sport only exists as a professional and com-modified activity, then, humanoid physicality has probably reached its evolutionary zenith and the evolutionary way forward will be a non-physical future. Therefore, the future of evolution will probably be intelligence accumulation, as opposed to intellectual development.

One group of researchers at a Theological Thinking Tanker, have taken this further and claim that humanoid reproduction will eventually become redundant due to the porn industries’ inability to keep producing stimulating content to inspire a sort of natural process of copulation.

There is now universal agreement amongst funding applicants, that, biological accumulators will soon be breed/ produced in laboratories and not have either mental or physical failings.

Several billionaires have committed huge sums of kopitall they control (with no personal liability) to developmental research, so biological accumulators can be integrated into space craft for exploration of outer space. The hope is to find unimaginable wealth beyond the planet so that those who invest will reap great rewards with useless things that shine and buzz.

This article is sponsored by save the Solar System from Humanoid Colonization, at least until humanoids can demonstrate that they capable of getting along with each and not prone to causing savage and destructive behavior.