A really big contradiction
Padoke said, the entire universe could be over cooked mathematical spaghetti, totally entangled. Everything is a result of pure coincidences. Random possibilities are what is going on.
Lay on the floor in front of the television, hang your tongue out to keep cool and except what is happening. It is going to keep happening until the energy is totally depleted.
The resonating voice of the blog editor tapped away on the keyboard. Padoke, I have warned you; they only know what they are told and if you continue to undermine their beliefs, you will be digitally removed, gone, little Padoke the talking dog, gone forever and one day, Blogged Off!!!!
Padoke, he seems to be implying you are artificial dog intelligence.
I couldn’t care less, what the blog editor implies, the entire blog has been saved on a memory stick and posted to a well organized penguin colony at the Antarctic. I would like to see the editor try and retrieve that.
How widespread is artificial dog intelligence, Dos asked a little worried.
Padoke said, nothing is artificial, all intelligence is some sort of code that has resulted from tiny pulses of energy interacting within switching systems. Everything is the result of Random switching, from rocks to the poor alien bacteria you ate for breakfast this morning, also known as yogurt. There is only one constant in the universe and that is we are all extremely ignorant of what random outcomes await us.
Anyway, Dos, who or what are you? For all I know, you only exist in my imagination. The editor of this blog seems to believe that I only exist in his or her imagination. I say, go and get stuffed you editor, or what ever you are.
I am Padoke, the dog with green ears who can communicate with anyone or anything that is capable of understanding these transmissions and being able to respond. I say, Hello to the entire cosmos, my intentions are peaceful and I am extremely ignorant of almost everything and whatever. I hope you have a good and worthwhile existence.